Our Fast Food Odyssey (Coming Soon)

We went to 12 fast food places, consumed over 12,000 calories, and loved most minutes of it. Here is a small sampling until it’s done.

“Food is almost back to being enjoyable again and not a chore.”

“This is what happens when your diet consists of all sodium.”

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkk.”

“I regret coming here.”

“This is how I’d describe deep-fried cotton balls, not French fries.”

“About what I expect from Papa John trying to make tacos.”

“I’ve also never been here, but these are in the discussion for best fast food fries ever.”

“The workers laughed at all of us.”

“Anyone who misses the 1980s can visit Burger King”

“The only similarity is the speed of my orgasm and the speed of service.”

“The beer list was much more enjoyable than this, Jarrett. Let’s never do this again.”