The Top 23 Hard Seltzers, Ranked As We Drink Them
Hard seltzers are in right now, which means only one thing. I’ve gotta taste test as many as possible. Now, unlike the best cheap beers, I have no idea which hard seltzers are the best, so I erred on the…
Popeye’s Chicken Sandwiches, Better Than Chick-fil-A?: A Review
Popeye’s recently came out with their version of the Chick-fil-A style chicken sandwiches, and are currently in the midst of a not-at-all manufactured Twitter war with Chick-fil-A that some poor copywriter spent six months on, going through three chains of…
Jack in the Box tacos vs Burger King tacos. Which are better? Does it matter? Does anything matter? A review.
Alright, so Burger King recently came out with a new taco to further push the boundaries of what foods we’ll eat if it’s convenient enough. But, they’re not alone in this space. Jack in the Box has served tacos since…
KFC’s Cheetos Sandwich: A Review
Sometimes in life, you get into ruts. You go through the motions for a few weeks, and you figure you’ll get back to normal soon enough, but then it’s a year later, and you’ve given yourself over to inertia. Things…
McDonald’s Secret Menu: The Land, Sea, and Air Burger
McDonald’s used to stand for something. Fast, delicious food, free from the tyranny of having to make it yourself. We looked our oppressive kitchens in the eye and said, “No, there’s a better way.” It provided us food freedom, and…
Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa Vs. A Chicken Chalupa I Made Out Of A McChicken
It’s Taco Bell’s newest fast food innovation. The Naked Chicken Chalupa. The Chalupa made out of fried chicken. And the question on everyone’s mind is “Will it be any good?” The answer is of course it will be. That was…
Popeyes Turkey: A Review
Popeyes is a fantastic fried chicken fast food restaurant, which you either already know, or I’ll say a prayer for your soul. Regardless, a few years ago I found out Popeyes sells turkeys around Thanksgiving time, and I knew it…
Tim’s Kitchen Creations: RumChata Toast Crunch
Previously on: Sriracha Ramen, Beer Mac If you’ve never had it, RumChata is a liquor that tastes exactly like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I don’t know that I really need to connect the dots here. I have an alcohol that tastes…
The 7 Days of the Fast and the Furious Drinking Game: Day One (The Fast and the Furious)
About 15 years ago, I watched my first Fast and Furious movie. Kinda. My friend invited me on a vacation to Chicago for the weekend, and we watched The Fast and the Furious on his mom’s laptop. Only it ran…
The Best Fast Food Cheeseburger: A Bracket Challenge In One Day
As the top fast food investigative journalist in the world/my mind, it’s my duty to figure out which fast food chain has the best cheeseburger. I’m not talking specialty, quarter pounders, special sauce, BACON EVERYWHERE burgers. I’m talking plain, bottom…