Our Fast Food Odyssey (Part One: The First 6000 Calories)
I love fast food. I eat out at least once a week, and it’s always fantastic. So I had the thought, “Wouldn’t it be funny if I took a girl on a date where we just spent the entire day driving…
Our Fast Food Odyssey (Coming Soon)
We went to 12 fast food places, consumed over 12,000 calories, and loved most minutes of it. Here is a small sampling until it’s done. “Food is almost back to being enjoyable again and not a chore.” “This is what happens…
It’s The Most Wonderful Christmas Music Ranking Of The Year
There’s something both romantic and nostalgic about Christmas music. Memories of Christmas lights illuminating the city as the sun sets around 4 in afternoon. The outside so still and silent you could mistake it for a painting. Drinking just to feel…
The Top Ten Reasons Buzzfeed Sucks
Image by Maddox 10) You read this headline and instantly thought of 5 different ways I could have written it to make fun of Buzzfeed headlines. 9) The usage of outdated “hip” terms like epic, fail. Buzzfeed is the guy…
The 12 Best Cheap Beers, Ranked As I Drink Them
I’ve always thought there’s really no difference between all the different cheap beers out there. But I’m not going to let that stop me from taste-testing 12 of them, and ranking them as I drink them. I brought along my…
Rewatching: Pocahontas
Previously: Rewatching: Aladdin, Rewatching: The Lion King 11:40 – Out of all the stories Disney could tell, the one about how we sailed to the new world and murdered a bunch of Native Americans was their top choice. 11:45 – “I’ve…
You’ve Got A Match: A Tinder Love Story
It’s an inspirational story about love found, love lost, deceit, and redemption. Tinder: You’ve Got A Match.
Shameless Throwbacks
Seeing as it’s Throwback Thursday, I figured I’d hit shuffle on my music library and see where it takes me. Let’s begin. 1) Hootie and the Blowfish: Only Wanna Be With You Choice Line: “I’m such a baby, cause the dolphins…
The 10 Best Foods at Taco Bell
Taco Bell is a fantastic fast food restaurant, and the perfect spot if you need to feed a family of 4 on $5. Unrivaled as late night drinking food, or hangover morning food, or whenever I’m hungry food, Taco Bell…
Rewatching: Aladdin
Previously: Rewatching: The Lion King 11:36– The opening lyrics to “Arabian Nights” “Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place Where the caravan camels roam Where they cut off your ear If they don’t like your face It’s…